Vedo spesso massaggio testuale. Posso solo supporre che il loro telefono sia in vibrazione.

Sento anche hold down the fort tutto il tempo. Il detto è hold the fort, come proteggi il forte fino al mio ritorno, non hold down the fort, come se non tieni giù questo forte, volerà via.

L'altro giorno ho riso per circa 7 minuti quando un amico ha usato la frase escape goat. CLASSICO!

• Irregardless. (instead of regardless)
• A whole nother. (instead of other)
• A hair’s breath. (instead of a hair's breadth)
• Take it for granite. (instead of granted)
• Low and behold. (instead of lo)
• I could care less. (instead of couldn't, which, if you say, I could care less, means that--indeed--you still do care quite a bit)
• Wherefore art thou? (used to ask, Where are you? by some people thinking they are employing classical terminology and looking smart. The word wherefore is Elizabethan English for why. So, Juliet is asking, Why do you have to be a Montague, Romeo [because our differing surnames are keeping us apart, because our families are at war]?)

Those may not fit the bill exactly, but they drive me nuts.